2011年10月18日星期二

其實男人心目中完美既女伴只需要 3樣野:

其實男人心目中完美既女伴只需要 3樣野:
1) 滿足佢性需要
2) 幫佢煮飯
3) 唔好咁多廢話

你同野狗的需要竟然完全一樣, very impressive.

19 則留言:

  1. Well, according to your definition.
    You are no more than:
    1. a sex slave
    2. a servant
    3. a being who only knows how to bullshit

    How sad.
    Sorry if you felt offended. It's called humor.

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  2. 匿名 提到...
    喇,我個人就好公道
    妳話優質男配優質女,劣質男配劣質女,我十分認同
    咁所以而家首先要搞清楚妳到底屬唔屬於優質
    妳睇男仔不外乎睇佢係咪有$,有車,有樓,幾高,靚唔靚仔,醒唔醒目
    咁我地用返一樣嘅標準,睇下妳係咪優質女,而且有資格擁有咁完美嘅男人
    請如實回答以下問題:

    1.妳屋企有幾多$?咩身世咩家底?
    解說:妳無返咁上下背景點襯得起有$仔?木門對木門,天之驕子無理由配一個街市妹right?
    2.妳有無車,有無樓?
    解說:唔係話稀旱妳架車同妳棟樓,但妳咁大個人如果乜都無,同一個廢人無分別,能力上點配得起叻人?
    3.妳的樣子如何?有無劉心悠/Angelababy(整容後)咁靚?
    解說:呢點唔解釋都明啦,女人最大本錢就係外表,唔靚即係=劣質,合理乎?
    4.妳有幾高?有無1.7米以上?有無43吋長腿?
    解說:同上。新一代好多女仔都1米7幾,米7係基本要求
    5.三圍數字如何?有無34C-24-34?
    解說:同上。無咁嘅S型身段,點可以稱得上優質?
    6.IQ有幾高?有無120?
    解說:優質男智商好高,妳無返咁上下醒目,點溝通?人地打個眼色妳唔明嘅話,一定會有代溝
    7.有無內涵?識唔識煮飯?
    解說:優質男都識呵護備至,同樣地,優質女都識溫柔體貼,咁先互相匹配
    8.性格如何?受大家歡迎嗎?
    解說:大家有目共睹,妳都唔會好意思話自己受歡迎掛?

    請不要迴避以上問題,坦白回答,證明比大家睇妳係優質女

    By the way,我自認係劣質男,無乜教養無乜風度,幸運地有一個優質女友睇得起我
    That's why我錫到佢燶,但對妳就唔需要講咩禮貎
    由衷地贈妳一句:
    "朋友,妳返印度食屎啦"
    Trust me, this is the most sincere sentence i have said throughout the year
    2011年10月14日下午3:08

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  3. 還請cherry小姐正面回覆此網友的提問。

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  4. 從心理學嘅角度嚟睇,MISS CHERRY係有極大嘅自卑感....
    其實都幾值得人去同情...
    真係可憐...唉~~

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  5. 如果...LEE度有得"讚",我一定會讚吓MR.ALEX A^^

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  6. 同意 J 所講。因為 Cherry 自己出身平凡,但身邊又識得D佢認為好上等既人,所以有極大既自卑感。

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  7. 男人心目中的完美女性是
    第一是人品個性
    第二是外表
    第三是內在素質
    而不是樓主說的數種

    人品個性 <--- 樓主沒吧^_^(即善心等等,沒有男人會喜愛心場如流主一樣的人

    外表我不知 ^_^
    內在素質<--- 即樓主平時興趣?和樓主有什麼會的? 除在所謂煮飯外? 從樓主覺男人的要求就知樓主識的男人素質有幾高!!!
    琴琪書畫乃素質之所在!!!!
    例如樓主有沒有聽管玄樂? 巴哈?背多芬?莫扎特?有沒有看舞台劇的習慣?
    樓主會不會什麼是藝術?說話內容平時說什麼為主?(不會是出在什麼限量包包吧^_^)
    有沒有看什麼有修養的書?
    如果以上5樣都無!!! 樓主不會是高質女孩呢

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  8. Alex 講得好!!!

    還請cherry 小姐正面回覆此網友的提問。

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  9. 好撚ON9呀你,咪撚影衰女性啦

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  10. 我真係當cherry係偶像 tim 羅唔該

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  11. 其實你用手幫男人打J O既時候, 會唔會整損男人條J?
    咁隻手咁撚巢....

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  12. i wonder what is the education level of cherry?
    as she doesnt sound like someone who holds a degree or above...
    btw, the name "cherry de baby" sounds really cheap, like cafe de coral, angelababy kind of shit...

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  13. 可唔可以請佢D同事爆多D野出黎笑下,
    交流下嘛,
    最好有埋相喇~

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  14. She really sounds like my sister which has really low self-esteem since she has no degree but knows so many rich people and celebrities from LKF..She always thought that she could marry a rich man just by her pretty look and no inner beauty at all (knowing men from LKF is NOT a good idea, they don't wanna mean true love there, they only want ONS there.. however my sister never listens to me). I couldn't help my sister because she sees money over love and relationship.. she even started a fight with me over 禮金 when I was getting marry. So I really hate people talks about money over relationship..

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  15. 如果妳有美貌,妳一早就放2張相上嚟比大家過目
    如果妳有$,妳一早就話比大家知妳有咩車,住咩樓
    如果妳有內在,就唔會喺呢度比一千幾百人圍攻

    所以件事好簡單,實情就係妳乜。都。無!
    妳一係就精神病,思覺失調,所有嘢都係自己幻想出嚟
    一係就假膠,愚弄呢度咁多位巴打

    Anyway,妳都係一位失敗者
    比人講中咗,係咪好嬲呢?

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  16. 唔係好明野狗既意思
    野狗係唔洗要人幫佢煮飯

    所以唔係好認同你將男人放同野狗同一類別

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  17. 屌你老母

    你咁撚正不如去高級場做



    不過 我睇死你真人好撚醜[369][369]

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  18. hahaha...i wanna make a comment, Cherry doesnt deserve any guys since shes even worse than a dog. shes not qualified to be a sex slave either as her pussy is sooooooo infected lol

    poor u, keep dreaming and hope someone would like to do u that favour if they are not afraid of getting ill...... doggy cherry

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  19. 外在, 內在, 包括你沒有列出的每一項我都滿分.

    基本上有睇過你個blog既人都知你內在係點架啦
    係差外在未知架姐
    既然你講到自己滿分咁堅,夠唔夠膽俾大家睇下你真人咩樣?

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